Stupidchess

Membership

Get more out of every game. Pick a plan, or keep playing free.

A free account keeps every game against people, rated play and the leaderboards, the first 8 robots, 3 Brain Teasers a day, and joining clubs.

  • Half-Wit

    $3.49$2.08/mo*
    • Brain Teasers
    • Study Hall
    • The Whole Robot Roster
    • Club Founder
    • Sideline Coach
    • Ad-Free Everywhere
    • Post-Mortems
    • Why That Move?
    • Nerd Numbers

  • Smart Alec

    $5.49$3.33/mo*
    • Brain Teasers
    • Study Hall
    • The Whole Robot Roster
    • Club Founder
    • Sideline Coach
    • Ad-Free Everywhere
    • Post-Mortems
    • Why That Move?
    • Nerd Numbers
  • Recommended

    Big Brain

    $8.49$5/mo*
    • Brain Teasers
    • Study Hall
    • The Whole Robot Roster
    • Club Founder
    • Sideline Coach
    • Ad-Free Everywhere
    • Post-Mortems
    • Why That Move?
    • Nerd Numbers
  • Up to 58% off each

    Village Idiots

    2–4 members
    $8.33/mo*
    • Brain Teasers
    • Study Hall
    • The Whole Robot Roster
    • Club Founder
    • Sideline Coach
    • Ad-Free Everywhere
    • Post-Mortems
    • Why That Move?
    • Nerd Numbers

*When billed yearly

Village Idiots covers you and up to 3 more accounts. Once you've subscribed, invite them by username in Settings. They get every perk for as long as your plan runs, and someone already paying for their own plan has to cancel it before taking a seat.

What members get

What each perk does. The plans above unlock them.

  • Brain Teasers

    Solve as many puzzles as you like, every day. No daily cap.

  • Study HallFree for now

    Every lesson, from how the knight moves to why you shouldn't trust it. Free to everyone for now.

    Open Study Hall
  • The Whole Robot Roster

    All 56 robots, up to Grandmaster. Free play gets the first 8.

  • Club Founder

    Start your own clubs, and run who gets in. Anyone can join one.

  • Sideline Coach

    A coach on the sideline of your robot games, telling you, kindly, what just happened.

  • Ad-Free Everywhere

    Every ad disappears: beside the board, between games and on the menus.

  • Post-Mortems

    Replay any finished game move by move, with the turning points marked.

  • Why That Move?

    Plain-language reasons for every move, cards included.

  • Nerd Numbers

    Deeper numbers on your games, your decks, and your favourite blunders.

Meet the robots

8 are free to play. A membership unlocks all 56, from Beginner to Grandmaster.

  • FreeStupidFish
  • FreePAWNBOT
  • FreeBLUNDR-1
  • FreeLOOT.EXE
  • FreeCOINFLIP
  • FreeGL1TCH
  • FreeSACBOT
  • FreeOVERCLOCK
  • OOPS.BAT
  • SCRATCHCARD
  • ROYAL.DEL
  • METRONOME
  • Q-SAC 9000
  • SENTINEL
  • MAINFRAME